Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is flooded with offers for miracle cures. How can I filter all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, enough is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even need. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
Shut Down This Junk You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm sick with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Leave me alone
- I'm not interested
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and more info upsetting people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your last chance to shape up. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? You better believe it.
Drop Dead With Your Stupid Emails
You believe you're so slick, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, moron? I give a damn for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Messages
- I don't care
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.